Sunday, January 24, 2010

The lure of the pancake.

So 2010 was supposed to be the year that I pulled my finger out of my ass and actually dedicated myself to healthy eating and regular exercise.

This was my first mistake of 2010 - aiming too high.

Nevertheless, the idea had legs.  For the majority of 2009 I had dutifully obeyed a (relatively) healthy diet, and at one point was exercising EVERY DAY.  I became one of those people I used to hate - the lithe, athletic types who rise early on the weekend to run several kilometres before returning home to a bowl of porridge and half a grapefruit.  I used to be one of those people who only encountered these exercising freaks pounding the pavement at 5am because I was on my way home after another weekend bender.  But in a matter of months, my life had turned 180 degrees, and I was "engaged".

Getting engaged was a very healthy idea.  With the looming wedding ever-present in my mind, it became near impossible to enjoy eating Nutella out of the jar as I once had, and after nearly destroying my relationship after one too many beers on the last day of 2008, I had sworn off drinking.  Then the exercise followed.  Before long I was running 5km a day, which increased to a 10km fun run ("fun run" - the cruelest oxymoron of all).  But the best part was the complete shock I had when I discovered that I was actually athletic.  I had never been sporty as a kid, and my highschool sports activities consisted of trying not to vomit on the hockey field after a night of underage drinking.  Suddenly my body - that I had damaged with years of alcohol, smoking and the occasional illicit substance - was performing in ways I never thought possible.

And although my muscles ached, I had never felt so alive.

But then, the wedding came.
And it went.
And I no longer wanted to exercise AT ALL, let alone eat healthily.

So for the past two months, I have done nothing athletic.  I have eaten whatever the hell I want to eat, and I have enjoyed it.

But today, even though I am still not ready to exercise yet, I thought I would at least eat healthily.

Instead, I ate pancakes.

I would never usually make pancakes, but it seems technology has conspired against me and created this little doozie which has made the prospect of obesity well within reach -

It is called Breville Pancake Creations, but you can call it God.

You put the pancake mix in the little wells...



...close the lid...





...flip it over...




...open the lid...



...and hey presto...



pancakes!

Suffice to say, the diet starts tomorrow.

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